05 November 2012

Announcing Millard Fillmore Day, Nov. 5th. Now go get drunk and blow stuff up.

I think we Americans should take a cue from the Limeys and have a holiday to celebrate a forgotten and irrelevant historical figure by getting drunk and blowing stuff up. I suggest turning the Fifth of November into Millard Fillmore Day in the US, with lots of drinking, explosives and NASCAR.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
Let's party for old historical bunk.
With Fillmore our President we shall not be hesitant
To blow up stuff and get drunk.

Bonus for years in which the US election lands on Nov. 5th.