21 November 2012

The solution to the Middle East crisis is so obvious

By the power invested in me by myself, I hereby claim the whole of the land known as Israel/Palestine, and order the current inhabitants to leave the country. I'm deporting them all to Newark, New Jersey.

There, I just solved the whole Middle Eastern crisis at a stroke of my brain.

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