19 November 2012

You better watch out, Santa's not what he seems

You better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He's makin' his list,
checkin' it twice,
gonna find out who's naughty and nice,
Santa Claus is coming to town.
He knows when you've been sleeping,
he knows when you're awake,
he knows when you've been bad or good,
so be good for goodness' sake!
Oh, you better watch out,
you better not cry,
you better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why,
Santa Claus is coming to town!

In other words, Santa is a Stasi agent vigilantly observing all children through his network of spies ("parents"). He does, after all, wear red. Commie bastard.