ZZ Top's Binders of Women

To be sung to the tune of "Planet of Women", with apologies to ZZ Top:

What can Romney do, he's a nervous wreck.
Needs chicks everywhere, better go and check – check it out!
He can't hire no women from a hole in the ground
They all got his head spinning round and around.
Binders of women, oh yeah.
The binders of women, oh yeah.
It's driving him insane!

He starts by asking for a little bit of sheet.
Then they're on his case and they're in the streets.
He can't find them himself without his lobby,
not easy to find, just needs some warm bodies.
Binders of women, oh yeah.
The binders of women, oh yeah.
It's driving him insane!

If you have the binders, drop him a line today
or untie his tongue, it's wrapped 'round his face
I think he sprained his brain 'cause it won't unwind.
Every day it's man against broad in the
Binders of women, oh yeah.
The binders of women, oh yeah.
It's driving him insane!
It's driving him insane!