11 February 2013

How to win the lottery

My girlfriend says I'm such a smart creative guy, why can't I choose the right lottery numbers? So I choose ½, π, √-1, 911, e, and Planck's constant. I plan to sue the lottery authority for discrimination against non-whole numbers not between 0 and 50, too. Numerist bastards.

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