Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

27 February 2015

The not-so-new victim politics

A friend sent this link to me — an interesting (if thoroughly depressing) read. It is an article entitled “Rock, Paper, Scissors of PC Victimology: Muslim > gay, black > female, and everybody > the Jews”. Please do go have a read.

The thought that keeps going through my mind about this is that human beings are intensely social creatures obsessed with hierarchy. As soon as one tool for creating and enforcing such a hierarchy passes away — feudalism, say — we come up with another one to replace it. For all the rhetoric of our modern society claiming to be egalitarian and democratic, we are anything but, and things like this are nothing more than schoolyard bullying in an ongoing struggle for greater social status, whatever the cost.

Thus I don’t see it as a “new” victim politics, but rather something very old indeed, as old as humanity itself. In the 20th century, there were plenty of such examples of people framing others as heterodox and heaping abuse on them, like within Communism (the Cultural Revolution was a major example, as were Stalin’s purges). Contrary to the article’s claim that this is a thing of the left, the right was and is quite capable of the same thing. Witness the outrage you see on Fox News for anything “un-American” or McCarthyism. Going further back, Muslims and Christians were quite happy to denounce each other — Sunni vs. Shia, Catholic vs. Orthodox vs. Protestant, orthodox Christian vs. “heretics” of various stripes — over trivialities. Quite often these denouncements ended in outright mass murder. And as the manifold examples of the 20th century make clear, religion had little to do with it. It is just one label amongst many that can be seized upon to beat up on someone else. Take away religion, people will find something else — anything to make your identity better than someone else’s in the eyes of others.

Take away religion, politics, sexuality, ethnicity, gender, and sports, and people will seize on the color of a dress to beat each other up with.

Maybe we’re not resorting to physical violence as much as we once did (duels, brawls, catfights, wars, genocides), but we’re becoming that much more adept at psychological violence to replace it. Progress of a sort, I suppose, but deep down little if anything has changed.

The final irony is that by framing this phenomenon as something “new” and mocking it as “victim politics”, the author is himself engaging in this very sort of hierarchical power politics without realizing it.

TL;DR — people suck.

18 September 2013

Migrants vs. idiots in Germany

A brilliant link (in German). For the non-Kraut speakers out there, the NPD, a far-right neo-Nazi party, sent a form letter to German politicians of non-German ethnic background. In it, they explained the Latin origin of the word "migrant" (and rudely addressing the recipients as such, instead of by name, claiming along the way that the Roman Empire fell because of too many migrants) and invited them to migrate out of Germany.

In response, a German politician of Turkish background replied by paraphrasing the letter, explaining the Greek origin of the word "idiot", reminding the writer that the Greeks invented democracy precisely so that idiots like the writer would never take power — and in a postscript noted that the German text of the original letter was full of punctuation and grammatical errors, which the respondent was kind enough to correct.

Nevermind that those "migrants" who destroyed the Roman Empire in the West were, uh, Germans.

I blame Obama for this parenting fail

I just tried threatening my son with NATO air strikes and a UN no-fly zone if he doesn't study. He seemed unimpressed. I blame Obama for wrecking NATO's and the UN's credibility.

21 November 2012

The solution to the Middle East crisis is so obvious

By the power invested in me by myself, I hereby claim the whole of the land known as Israel/Palestine, and order the current inhabitants to leave the country. I'm deporting them all to Newark, New Jersey.

There, I just solved the whole Middle Eastern crisis at a stroke of my brain.

05 November 2012

Announcing Millard Fillmore Day, Nov. 5th. Now go get drunk and blow stuff up.

I think we Americans should take a cue from the Limeys and have a holiday to celebrate a forgotten and irrelevant historical figure by getting drunk and blowing stuff up. I suggest turning the Fifth of November into Millard Fillmore Day in the US, with lots of drinking, explosives and NASCAR.

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
Let's party for old historical bunk.
With Fillmore our President we shall not be hesitant
To blow up stuff and get drunk.

Bonus for years in which the US election lands on Nov. 5th.

Remember, remember the…sixth?…of November

I would like to encourage all Americans to vote third party tomorrow. Belay that, vote fourth party to be sure.

Meanwhile…over in dear old Blighty

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I know of no reason that the Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot!

*BOOM*sparklesparkle

Now get out there and vote, patriotic citizens of Amerrrrrica.

17 October 2012

ZZ Top's Binders of Women

To be sung to the tune of "Planet of Women", with apologies to ZZ Top:
What can Romney do, he's a nervous wreck.
Needs chicks everywhere, better go and check – check it out!
He can't hire no women from a hole in the ground
They all got his head spinning round and around.
Binders of women, oh yeah.
The binders of women, oh yeah.
It's driving him insane!

He starts by asking for a little bit of sheet.
Then they're on his case and they're in the streets.
He can't find them himself without his lobby,
not easy to find, just needs some warm bodies.
Binders of women, oh yeah.
The binders of women, oh yeah.
It's driving him insane!

If you have the binders, drop him a line today
or untie his tongue, it's wrapped 'round his face
I think he sprained his brain 'cause it won't unwind.
Every day it's man against broad in the
Binders of women, oh yeah.
The binders of women, oh yeah.
It's driving him insane!
It's driving him insane!

09 April 2012

Was gedichtet werden muss

Worte aneinander gereiht
wie Soldaten im Aufmarsch.
Der alte Mann schlägt die Trommel
päng päng päng
weil er die Schüsse verhindern wolle
päng päng päng.
Soldaten stoppen keinen Krieg,
denn zum Krieg sind sie da.
Worte sind des Dichters Soldaten
und stoppen ebenso keinen Krieg.
Sie zetteln den eigenen Krieg an,
Wort gegen Wort.
Päng päng päng
gehen die Tastaturen.
Alle fallen darauf ein.
Selah.
Dem Krieg ein Ende,
weg mit den Trommeln,
reiht euch nicht mehr ein.
Nicht die Soldaten,
nicht die Worte alter Männer geben das Tempo,
sondern die Schläge eurer eigenen Herzen.

John Grantham
Ostersonntag 2012

29 October 2011

Brace yourselves for Roman Catholic girls on the throne of England

According to the Beeb, the Commonwealth nations – more or less the successor to the British Empire and mostly made up for former British colonies, many of whom still have the King or Queen of England as their head of state – have agreed to change the succession rules for the throne, allowing the first-born child of either sex (rather than the first-born son) to inherit the throne in his or her own right.

Interestingly, they also undertook to allow the spouse of the future monarch to be Roman Catholic. This was banned under the Act of Settlement in 1701, which essentially cemented Parliament's role in confirming the and controlling the succession and gave legal backing to the overthrow of the Roman Catholic James VII & II* of the House of Stuart, and to the replacement of the (Catholic) House of Stuarts with the (Protestant) House of Hannover. It also ensured that future monarchs could never be Roman Catholic again, nor be influenced by their spouses, who might try to raise their children Catholic and therefore circumvent the law.

This has some significance for the Church of England and thus for all Anglicans. The reason is that the ruling monarch of England is also the supreme head of the Church of England, thanks to Henry VIII (as covered here and here). To clarify, however, the monarch is only the head of the C of E, not of all Anglicans, and while he or she influences the Communion as a whole by virtue of selecting the Archbishop of Canterbury, he (for now likely to only be a he) in practice merely chooses whomever the C of E in synod recommends.

The oddity of the law until now, however, was that in theory a future king or queen could have had a non-Anglican spouse – just not a Roman Catholic one. Atheist, Buddhist, Flying Spaghetti Monster, all these were possible, just not Papists. So in one sense it does clear up something that was difficult to justify in 1701, and is downright anachronistic today.

Just for a little Hannover-related trivia, this is why the current head of the House of Hannover, Prince Ernst August, disqualified himself from the succession by marrying Princess Caroline of Monaco, who is Roman Catholic. His children and younger brother still qualify and took his place in line. Since he was only 385th in line to the throne, I don't think he lost much sleep over it.

That said, in theory, there could now be a strange setup coming in the future – a future king or queen who is head of the Anglican church, but whose consort is Roman Catholic, poses legal problems as well. Roman Catholics are required to raise their children Roman Catholic as well, so even if a future Anglican monarch was not him or herself Roman Catholic, presumably the children would be. Then what? How could a Roman Catholic, or for that matter an atheist or Buddhist, be supreme head of the Church of England, Defender of the Faith** and all that?

I think the only logical solution to this legal issue, but also to resolve many others, is to disestablish the Church of England, that is, to no longer have it be the state church. You may be surprised by this, considering my discussion about the issues around Henry and his wives, but in the modern age, I am convinced that separation of church and state is not only rational and fairer to other religious (or non-religious) groups, it is also beneficial to the church in the long run.

I would argue that the strict separation of church and state in the US is one contributing factor to why religion is still so vibrant there compared to Europe. Admittedly, disestablishment would hurt the C of E in the short term – the loss of tax support, while presumably still having to pay the considerable costs of maintaining public buildings, like all those churches and cathedrals – in the long run I think it would healthy. An example can be found right next door – the Church in Wales, the Welsh counterpart to the C of E (and yes, it's "in" Wales, but "of" England). The C in W was separated from the C of E, and disestablished and disendowed (i.e. stripped of property) by Act of Parliament, namely the Welsh Church Act of 1914. Disestablishment and disendowment only took effect in 1920 due to the war. This was highly controversial at the time, not least among high churchmen such as yours truly. But I would argue that the Church in Wales is now far better off than its counterpart in England, with attendance actually increasing and with the C in W doing well compared with the stronger Nonconformist churches.

I believe this is because the Church in Wales isn't beholden to Parliament and can reform itself as it pleases. A good example of the C of E's farcically being tied down by Parliament is the attempted liturgical reform in 1928, which failed because Parliament voted it down – and was voted down mainly by non-Anglicans who objected to the content of the reform. Even today, the C of E officially uses the 1662 Book of Common Prayer for the same reason, and the de facto standard liturgy, Common Worship, is officially the "alternative", even though few if any parishes use the 1662 BCP as their main liturgy anymore. This is something straight out of Monty Python, not the New Testament. Surely it would be better for the C of E to no longer be beholden to a Parliament that simply has no expertise in questions of theology, and is substantially made of non-members who aren't affected by the C of E anyway. Today there are atheists and Muslims in Parliament. Nothing wrong with that at all, in fact I welcome it – but really, should they have a say in how the Church of England is run?

Additionally, thanks to disestablishment and disendowment, the Church in Wales is not burdened with the upkeep of ancient buildings, and can rebuild and refocus. To put it in economic terms, the feedback loop between the church's actions and its financial health is thus far smaller and faster, so the church is better equipped to adjust and prepare for changes in economic conditions, and thus manage its resources more wisely. The shorter the information has to travel, the more efficient and constructive the response. This is also critically lacking in the Church of England, and these are all reasons why the C of E is so moribund compared to other Anglican churches around the world. If the C of E is to return to the missionary zeal that spread Anglicanism around the globe and made Anglicanism the third-largest church in the world, then it has to break free of the ballast that is holding it back, and I believe disestablishment is the only answer that will have a lasting positive effect.

I think the time has come to not just allow the British monarch and his or her consort to be Roman Catholic. The time has come for the Church of England to stand on its own collective feet. The short-term pain is well worth the long-term gain.

* - While most sources today speak of "James II", that is technically incorrect. James was the second king named James in England – but was the seventh in Scotland. Hence it is more appropriate to number both successions, since at the time the thrones were not actually united, merely occupied by the same monarch. In theory the current Queen should therefore be "Elizabeth II & I", but since the thrones were more or less united under the Act of Union in 1707, it is unnecessary and was abandoned at the accession of Her Majesty. Now the English or Scottish number of succession is taken, whichever is higher.

** - Another little historical trivia bit: The title "defender of the faith" has been claimed by English monarchs ever since Henry VIII – yes, him again. But the real irony is that he was granted the title by the Pope at the time, Leo X, because of his orthodox Catholicism and anti-Lutheran positions. Henry just kept using it after the split with Rome, and passed it on to his successors.

25 October 2011

This blog has been occupied

We, the organizers of our global protest movement, have taken control of this blog in order to make a statement on the injustice and greed in this world. The great mass of people simply are not aware that 99% of the inanity and dry wit are on only 1% of the blogs. Therefore we are occupying this blog until such time as other blogs have their fair share of well-written humor, satire, knock-knock jokes, potty humor and/or whoopie cushions.

We also proclaim our solidarity with the occupants of St. Paul's Cathedral in London, mainly because the blog's owner never liked English Baroque architecture anyway. Er, the blog's owner said this as we tied him up and took his keyboard. We really aren't him pretending to be someone else, honest. Well, OK, there was that time he posed as a 19-year-old girl in a chat room, but was profoundly disturbed when the person he was chatting with thought to be an older man was in fact a 19-year-old girl and swore off that kind of thing forever. You have my word. Er, our word.

Lastly, we wish to say that this is the very last piece of humor riffing on the whole occupy movement that will be considered funny. After this, all others will simply be too much and old hat and generally jump the shark. Though the Cookie Monster one was hard to beat.

We now return you to your usual reading of theological nonsense and droning by your simian host.